Mission
We solve in ink, argue about British spellings, and treat the mini as a warm-up for people we do not fully respect.
Upcoming Events
Laptops frowned upon. Dictionaries negotiated.
Only bird clues. Chaos ensues.
Membership
Dues: one mechanical pencil with a surviving eraser and a story about a wrong five-letter river.
Squares are metaphorical. Chairs are first-come.
Crossword Devotees’ Desk
In ink we trust.
Inky Gridworth
Ink Enforcer
Emu Threes
EMU Specialist
British Spell
British Spelling Liaison
Mini Disdain
Mini Disrespect Chair
Theme Reveal
Theme Whisperer
Eraser Nubb
Eraser Conservation
Board portraits are fictional restylings (hair, facial hair, glasses, accessories) unique to this organization. Not official portraits of any real board. HCCDLA is not a criminal-defense organization, bar association, or actual duck.